Attempt to Locate

red ford truck on K-10, swerving all over the road. Caller is behind the truck. headed right into lawrence.

Fuel Spill

At 6th and Wakarusa, Kwik Shop.

Criminal threat

Criminal threat at the Gaslight Village.
It's the Gaslight Village mating call. Plan on a baby shower to follow.....

7th and Mass

Hispanic male is very, very drunk.

Another on redbud

Check Welfare on Redbud Lane. Or throw a molotov. either way.

Nothing good ever happens on Redbud lane

Noise Complaint on "The Bud"

Noise Complaint. Loud Music and People.
Better turn that crap down before your neighbor shanks ya.

Nothing good ever happens on Redbud Lane

Domestic Disturbance

 Langford Drive- female half is on phone, saying male half is drunk. she is trying to leave, but he wont give her the keys. Male is 50 year old wearing scrub pants.
PEOPLE IT IS TIME TO GO TO BED!!!!

Trespassing at The Oread

Oread Hotel- white male refusing to leave, possibly drunk.

Request to speak to an officer

regarding child custody issues. Really? At 4-fucking-30a.m. on a Saturday night (easter morning no less) you have "questions" about child custody????? Gimme a fucking break, go hit that crackpipe or, better yet, GO TO BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trespassing

3719 Elizabeth Court- drunk subject knocking on the back door.

Drunken Naked Tresspassing.

951 Arkansas- drunk white male in hallway taking off his clothes. caller would like the subject removed.

Trespassing

4413 Adam Avenue. dispatcher said "female needs to be removed".
that's a polite way of saying "BITCH GET OUT!!!!"

Domestic Disturbance

 west 4th street-caller has walked to LMH ER. fortunately he is still at the apartment so the cops can go pick this asshole woman-beater up and put him where he belongs.

Disturbance

At Hy-vee. two cars in the parking lot yelling at each other (or, rather, their occupants) one car is blocking the other in. The red car has "Happy 18th birthday" written in the back window.
Happy Birthday- you are now old enough to go to jail!

Check welfare on a drunk.

4th and Macdonald. 6ft tall, bald man, dressed in black is walking in the traffic.

disturbance of unknown nature

1145 Louisiana Street. loud screaming coming from the parking lot.

Domestic Disturbance

2148 west 26th street. male and female fighting. weird, at this hour????

"Large Fight"

Officer called in a "Large fight in the parking lot next to family dollar". I am pretty sure that is in the mall on 23rd and Louisiana.

burglary in progress

2214 Pennsylvania Street. caller witnessed someone break out a window. Subject is by back door, caller is in the living room.

another possible alcohol poisoning

Alpha Epsilon Phi-"very drunk male passed out on the balcony".

possible Alcohol Poisoning

At The Eagle's Lodge on 6th Street.
Man, they really know how to party.

Disturbance, no weapons

1107 Indiana, 3 white males having a verbal argument. last seen walking toward stadium.

Criminal Damage

900 block of Ohio. Didn't hear any details, but I don't doubt that someone is breaking something.

Theft in Progress

1420 west 22nd terrace. some asshole is refusing to pay for cab fare.

Attempt to Locate

bald headed dude on a bicycle. if located stop and hold. don't know why, but I'm sure it's nothing good.

Check welfare on a drunk.

Dude is very drunk, was at the Taco Bell asking for money and the manager asked him to leave, now he is at the RACO car wash on 6th.

child out of control

Rhode Island. 14 year old is throwing and breaking stuff.